I can't wear heels cuz I have a condition that affects the ligaments and tendons in my knees. But I'm a massive dyke so no-one seems to care that much.
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captainjenneger 
*pfffft* / The North of England / Female / 28
Bespectacled Lesbo Nerd.
View My Viral Dashboard ›- captainjenneger Otter Swimming Lesson and thinks it’s Cute
- captainjenneger The Amazing Owl Cat! and thinks it’s Cute
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Response to Why I Don't Wear Heels:
- captainjenneger Another Awesome Rihanna Comeback and thinks it’s Ew, Fail & Trashy
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Response to Another Awesome Rihanna Comeback:
Not love. Hate. I pressed the wrong thing cuz I'm drunk and I don't have my glasses on. Also, Rhianna is an idiot
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I <3 Beth Ditto ^____^
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Response to October 23rd Is The Worst Birthday:
oh man, if only I'd been born a day earlier, I could start a band with Lady Gaga :( She'd be the triangle player, obvs.
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- captainjenneger '90s Punk Commerical and thinks it’s LOL
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I quite like haggis. (Lame comment of the day)
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- captainjenneger Jay-Z Supports Gay Marriage and thinks it’s Win & Geeky
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I thought Ringu was much creepy, it has a kind of dream-like atmosphere to it. Also *the* scene is scarier due to how it was filmed :-)
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Response to Obama Campaign's Mother's Day Video:
I didn't watch this, and I'm not intentionally being rude, but in the thumbnail the lady really looks like Paul McCartney.
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number 5 made me throw up on my cat, so I guess I still do stuff like that now I'm a “grown up”. Only now I have to deal with it myself. *thumbs up*
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Response to Happy 28th Birthday, Mark Zuckerberg!:
oh man, he's younger than me :-( by like…8 days.
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So all women have OCD and all men are disgusting pigs? Is that the point if this post or are you subtly trying to show us what Buzzfeed might have been like in 1987?
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