New Ringtone Promises To Increase Women’s Breast Size

Japanese inventor Hideto Tomabechi says he has created a new ringtone for your cell phone that will increase the breast size of women who listen to it. The ringtone generated 10,000 downloads in the first week it was released online. One Japanese pinup model, who was skeptical of the idea, tried it and, after a week of listening to the ringtone, says her breast size has grown from 87 cm to 89 cm. Tomabechi calls the technology “positive brainwashing” that relies on triggering parts of the brain that react to sound and light. He plans to introduce other ringtones that will stop smoking, grow hair and improve memory, among other things. posted on February 20, 2009 at 11:29am EST