1. This real-life piggy bank.
Nannette never understood the meaning of “bringing home the bacon.” She is the bacon, and the only thing she’s bringing home is dat cash monaaaayyy!
2. This guy who’s got something up his sleeve. It’s money. He has money up his sleeves.
Jonathan prefers his caviar served on $100 bills. What are you waiting for? You don’t expect him to serve himself, do you?!
3. They say diamonds are a girl’s best friend.
So it’s a good thing Dave and Marissa aren’t interested in making any friends. This diamond is theirs, scram little girl!
4. Mr. & Mrs. Moneybags over here…
Just because Dane and Lilly have permanent robber masks on their faces it doesn’t mean they stole this money. They worked hard for it, OK? So stop stereotyping. Rude…
5. This pouty princess
Betty has everything she ever dreamed of and more. Now if she could only find someone to share it with…
6. This chimp that only deals in hundreds.
It’s a good thing Justin has opposable thumbs. If he didn’t, counting all Benjamin Franklins would take forever.
7. Can you see the twinkle? No, we’re not talking about the treasure, we’re talking about the twinkle in Kathy’s eye.
Just kidding, we’re totally talking about the treasure. Can we have some?
8. This pricey predator.
Bill is sick of deep sea divers claiming to find buried treasure. It’s not buried, it’s hidden and it’s his. Where do you expect him to keep it? How many underwater banks have you come across?
9. This turtle that has so much cash it can’t even fit in his house.
No seriously, Steve’s shell is his house. He has so much money he has to keep some of it on the outside.
10. This proud poodle.
Vinny worked hard for his Cubans - sorry if you can’t handle the smell of success.
11. Mamma Mia! Look at that expensive black & white sexy thang!
And the Porsche it drives…
12. These three who are rolling in the green.
Joey, Veronica, and Kirk used to hop from grass to grass. Now they’re island hopping on a private jet on the daily, eyyyy!
13. This barking beauty.
Patricia is cold, but not because she doesn’t have hair. Who wouldn’t catch a chill with all that ice around their neck?