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You can live out your life long dream of playing trombone while standing on a table with one leg:
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It's a nice place to relax for a martini or three:
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You can party like there's no tomorrow:
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And get a wee bit tipsy with a friend:
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It makes for a great Jazz venue:
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And it's awesome for bringing down the house:
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It's a nice place to take a quick dip:
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And show off your guns:
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And impress everyone around you:
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And make away with all the loot:
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But just don't get caught:
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You can dig up some nifty fossils:
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And look very excited while doing so:
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Or become one with the dinosaurs:
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You can perform delicate archaeological work:
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You can live life on the edge:
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Or make someone walk the plank:
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You can look for buried treasure:
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And nosh on some grog:
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But most importantly you can live out your childhood pirate dreams:
