1. The Creeper
That person who relentlessly refreshes their ex’s page just to “see how bad they’re doing.”
2. The Humble Bragger
The person who is telling the world how much better they are than you through terms like #Blessed or “Is this real life?”
3. The Blatant Bragger
Something great just happened i.e engagements, shiny new things, animals, “hubbies,” jobs, life in general. Facebook must know.
4. The Ranter
This person LOVES stating their views and utilizing the First Amendment to it’s full extent. To them, they shine during election season.
5. The Promoter
They are always spreading the news about their next project, including, but not limited to: bands, videos, blogs, BuzzFeed posts, and artwork.
6. The Derp
That one person who always sends chain mail, and gets their “account hacked.”
7. The Egotist
You know that person who always shares their selfies, duck faces, and “modeling pics.”
8. The xxscenexx
They post suuuuper depressing lyrics from songs and love black shaggy side bangs
9. The Overly Excited Animal Lover
This is the person that cannot help but post the next videos of grumpy cats, bunnies, red pandas, etc. or even their own little cat/dog.
10. The Mom
They always tend to put too much information on each others’ walls.
11. The Gamer
Facebook only there for the soul purpose of getting more lives in Candy Crush.
12. The Troll
Nothing gets them off more than finding a mistake in a post.
13. The Lovebird
Their Facebook is all about the dates, anniversaries by month, and pictures of their significant other.