1. Leaving drops of urine on the toilet seat
Nope…And while we’re on the topic of bathrooms…
3. Shaking your hands all over the bathroom counter after washing them
There goes my brand new dry clean only shirt.
4. Stop responding at the most pivotal part of your texting conversation
The thing is… I know you’re there….
5. Including you in a group text you have no business being in
Please make it stop
6. Taking forever in the bathroom when you’re standing outside desperately needing to go
7. Talking absurdly close to your face
So are you trying to kiss me, or what?
9. Wearing sunglasses inside
You’re not famous
11. Bailing right before you need to meet for a project/anything important
12. Talking riotously loudly on the phone next to you
13. Purposely boxing your car in on a two lane street
16. Stepping right in front of the picture you’re about to take
Please continue your conversation
18. Taking the seat directly in front of you in an empty movie theatre
My feet now have no where to rest but the ground
19. Interrupting you
Hey so something serious happene—DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE SHAMPOO IS