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Time to find out your true alter ego on the track.

We Know Your Ideal Roller Derby Name

You’re brave, fearless, and always up for adventure. You’re usually the first to try out a new move and the last to quit until you've mastered it. A leader on the track, you’re the perfect combo of agility, strength, and smarts.

Indi Slamher Jones

Opponents underestimate you because you look innocent, but they quickly realize their mistake —you’re a beast on the track and deliver the hits. You’re also wildly optimistic and enthusiastic, and help boost spirits when your team is down. Since the pressure of the game rarely affects your skating ability, others look to you when the going gets tough.

Dora the Destroyer

You love a good dramatic twist and nothing soothes your soul quite like an exciting derby game. You live for the action and get lost in the chants of the crowd. You’re charismatic, have a repertoire of impressive crowd-pleasing moves, and are often in the spotlight.

Little Miss Savage

Your specialty is bringing your opponent down — literally. You love to hit, exploit weaknesses, and are likely a formidable blocker. There’s nothing that fills your heart with satisfaction more than when you lead your team to victory with solid contributions all game long. You have the endurance for the long haul!

Rosie the Ruiner

You’re one tough player with formidable endurance and patience. You have the ability to see the bigger picture, and laugh as the other players wear themselves out with flashy moves and bursts of speed. You’re like a cheetah that waits for prey to tire out, then pounces mercilessly— you have a knack for take downs at just the right moment. There’s nothing more satisfying to you than playing the second half of the game, where your abilities shine and you can stop the other team in their tracks and leave them shaking their heads.

Gore-May Cupcake

When your song comes on the track, you’re at one with the game. You’re a passionate player and are likely a jammer, as your ability to get in the zone is bar none. You’re the team’s secret weapon — you look non-threatening yet are a powerhouse, pushing yourself to the limit for victory. Your derby outfits are also always perfectly on-point.

Joan Jett-Pack

Cultured and well read, you bring your formidable intelligence to the track. If you’re not the team captain, you’re their right hand man with a valued opinion on plays and strategy. You’re the brains of the team, as you’re analytical and the first to notice your opponent’s weakness.

Hermione SLAYher

You’re agile and likely play the Jammer position. You’re a perfect balance of passionate and strategic, often leading your team to victory with your quick thinking and impressive speed. You bring quirkiness to the track and often become a target — you infuriate your opponents by skating around their attempts to knock you off the track.

Legend of Hellda

You’re a history buff who has likely studied opponent’s past games to analyze how they play. You’re a solid all-around player who is Zen on the track — you're always focused and completely in the game. You prefer to zoom around players instead of direct confrontation, as you’re agile and able to maneuver around like Neo through the Matrix. Other players often ask you to teach them your ways, or to give them a derby name (as you’re the pun-iest of them all).

Mary Queen of Knocks

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