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18 Women Respond To The First Mean Thing Someone Said About Their Bodies

"Bitch, I'm flawless."

1. "You have something on your face."

Response: "I was turning into a woman. Deal with it."

2. "You look like you're babysitting your friends."

Response: "Oh, I'm not (but my boobs appeared early)."

3. "You're the vice president of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee."

Response: "He got bit by a rabid dog the next week. So, karma is a BITCH."

4. "Flat as a stick."

Response: "My boobs are still small, so I don't have to wear a bra all the time!!!"

5. "Can I touch your Buddha belly?"

Response: "I think you meant, 'Can I caress your six-pack abs?'"

6. "You're too short."

Response: "But I still get away with the kids menu."

7. "Why are your eyes shaped like that?"

Response: "Don't talk to me."

8. "You have such short eyelashes."

Response: "WTF, WHO CARES?"

9. "No one likes you because you're an ugly, pimply, man-whore."

Response: "Bitch, I'm flawless."

10. "Your thighs are FAT."

Response: "I <3 my thighs...and you're mean!"

11. "You have such a FAT BUTT!"

Response: "In 2015, you'll wish you did, too."

12. "Time to feed the cow." (They threw fries at me while saying this.)

Response: "I still love fries so screw you! Plus, being chubby forced me to get a personality so THANKS!!!"

13. "Bag of bones."

Response: "Dude, I was in FOURTH GRADE." (It was my friend's mom who said it.)

14. "That dress makes you look fat."

Response: "What? I can't hear you over the bag of chips I'm about to eat. Fuck off!" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

15. "What's that thing on your neck? Did you try to kill yourself?"

Response: "It's a scar from a birthmark, you jerk." (Also, RUDE and really insensitive.)

16. "Fat bitch."

Response: "FUCK YOU."

17. "Pardon my saying it, but you look like a f*cking elephant."

Response: "Under no circumstances would I pardon you saying that."

18. "I can see your ribs... You look disgusting."

Response: "These ribs protect my heart... A heart that you clearly don't have."