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21 Reasons Why Cats Are #Blessed

They don’t even realize it.

1. A cat can get famous for literally doing nothing.

Humans have to at least give up their dignity to be on a reality show.

2. Their ability to not give a fuck is enviable.

3. They get to judge everyone freely.

“Oh, Diane. You’re wearing that today?”

4. They are revered for playing in boxes all day.

5. People actually enjoy rubbing their backs for hours on end.

Le sigh….

6. Anger and agitation is forgivable and often considered to be cute..

I let my cat bite on my arm today for as long has he desired.

— Hallie (@littlewullf)

7. Their job consists of sitting with their feet tucked under themselves and eating.

My cat always sleeps with her paws tucked in aww aww

— veronicunt (@cuntreemusic)

8. People are at their beck and call in case of vomiting or pooping sprees.

Sure, just go ahead and do it on the carpet, when you’re five feet away from your litter box.

9. Getting fat is sort of endearing.

My grandmas cat xD so fat and cute

— Madeline Lacamu (@Mad_Catttt)

10. They don’t have to have friends to be happy.

Only one cat can run this house.

11. They are born with an insane amount of confidence.

FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION.

12. Their hide and seek game is unreal.

You will never find them.

13. They will always land on their feet.

If we could do that, there would be far less skateboard/anything with wheels accidents.

14. People love taking pictures and videos of them just sitting.

My cat has been sitting like this for five minutes now. #whatareyoudoing #areyouokay

— Rachel Adducci (@ray_adducci66)

15. They can fall asleep ANYWHERE…ANYTIME.

16. They have a perpetual feeder that gives them free food.

AKA a human.

17. They NEVER have to wear pants.

18. In exchange for food and shelter, they only need to provide occasional hugs and fuzziness.

Which leaves you as the chief source of income.

19. They never have to pick up anything they knock over.

Oh, sorry. Did you need me to pick that up? Sorry no opposable thumbs.

20. Their tongues are hairbrushes. HAIRBRUSHES.

21. Only sleeping 20 hours a day instead of 24 is considered an accomplishment.

In closing: Everybody should want to be a cat.

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