22 Questions Everyone In A Long Distance Relationship Is Sick Of Answering

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1. “Is it hard being that far away from each other?”

How you want to respond: NO IT’S GREAT! WE ARE GOING TO DO THIS FOREVER!

2. “What’s the time difference?”

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How you want to respond: *sigh* Fourteen hours.

3. “Exactly how many miles away are you from each other?”

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How you want to respond: Long enough to make it “long distance.”

4. “Is it really a relationship if you don’t even see each other?”

How you want to respond: Is this really a question you’re asking me right now?

5. “Oh, you’re still doing that? I thought you would have broken up by now!”

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How you want to respond: Thank you for your encouragement.

6. “Do you have like, you know, Skype sex?”

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How you want to respond: Yes. All the fucking time.

7. “Did you know I tried that once?”

How you want to respond: No. But please do tell me about your failed long distance relationship that in no way is relatable to mine!

8. “What are you going to do when it ends?”

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How you want to respond: Um. Be together…?

9. “Have they cheated on you?”

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How you want to respond: Do you think I would be doing this if they did?

10. “Have you thought about breaking up?”

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How you want to respond: Only with this conversation.

11. “How often do you, like, sext?”

How you want to respond: All the time. I’m doing it right now… smh.

12. Don’t you miss sex?

How you want to respond: Who wouldn’t?

13. “Do you miss them?”

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How you want to respond: No. I really love spending our birthdays and anniversaries apart!

14. “Who’s going to move where?”

How you want to respond: WHY ARE YOU STRESSING ME OUT?

15. “Do you think it’s worth it?”

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How you want to respond: Not really. This is just a hobby of mine for the time being.

16. “How do you afford flying all the time?”

How you want to respond: It’s called SAVING YOUR MONEY.

17. Aren’t you too young for this?

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How you want to respond: Didn’t know love had an age limit.

18. “How often do you see each other?”

How you want to respond: Everyday… on the computer screen.

19. “So… is it an open relationship?”

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How you want to respond: I’m sorry. Do you even know what “long distance” means?

20. Wouldn’t it be more fun to be single?

How you want to respond: Says the single person.

21. “How much longer until you’re together again?”

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How you want to respond: Hopefully tonight, if I can dream of him

22. “How do you do it?”

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How you actually respond: We just love each other.

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