1. Don't do it.
2. This sassy Jean Valjean.
3. This depressing Les Mis truth.
4. This unavoidable situation.
5. This wonderful pun.
6. Trying to look busy while striking the set.
7. This bitter truth.
8. This all too familiar situation.
9. This fear that's instilled in you.
10. "Don't get your haircut around here."
11. This.
12. The fact that The Phantom is a total creep.
13. This smart-ass commentator.
14. This thread that is too punny for its own good.
15. This reminder.
16. The fact that Agent Pleakley knows what he's doing.
17. Isaac Newton meets Wicked.
18. This plea for help from the Phantom chandelier.
19. This person who totally gets Beauty and the Beast.
20. This fabulous joke of the week.
21. This revolutionary.
22. This cat who doesn't know he just made someone's day.
23. The other Shark Week.
24. "J's on my feet."
25. The eternal struggle.
26. This truth.
