1. That we must love George W. Bush.
2. That we're obsessed with guns.
3. That we're all extremely conservative and proud of it.
4. That our accents mean we're uneducated.
5. That we love our big hair.
6. That we're redneck racists.
7. That all Texans are extreme bible-thumpers who are intolerant of all other views.
8. That we are obsessed with cowboy hats and boots.
You heard it here, folks.