1. exoskeleton suit
Pool parties would be so much better if you could super jump, hover in midair, then dive into the perfect cannonball.
2. This Helmet
This would be the perfect crab boil hammer. You just slip down your visor and smash your forehead down on a crab. Instant dinner.
3. Optic Camoflauge
4. Magnet Gloves
These gloves would absolutely insure that you don't drop any cans by accident. But, you'd still be able to drop them on purpose! For dramatic effect.
5. Hoverbike
Let's get real: This bike can fly. Which means you could fly. Like an eagle. This bike would turn you into an eagle!
6. Drones
These bad boys look heavy-duty enough to carry a few rounds of paintballs. And we all know that there's nothing you can't do with paintball drones.
7. This Awesome Mech
8. Threat Grenade
[Throws it at a BBQ to see if people have gotten wild yet; starts an impromptu rave that confirms that the BBQ has gotten wild.]
9. Spider Tank
Spider Tank is destined to be the most epic mobile water park ever. Crawl this big guy down the street and bless the cul-de-sac with fun. Because that's what tanks are all about, right? Spraying your neighbors with water.