Seriously. Few things in life make me sadder than the fact that even if the Doctor was real, I’d never get to be his companion just because I don’t live in London. What a load of crap. :P

Only about half of these were actually funny, but seriously guys. It’s not like he’s genuinely saying the Japanese deserved it or anything even remotely like that. Hell, he’s probably donated more money to help victims of tragedies like these than all of you people hating on him combined. They’re only jokes. It’s always better to smile and laugh than to be sad or angry.

Yeah, I have two of the nail polishes. Didn’t intentionally get them or anything, just wanted a pretty pale green and shimmery purple. I love them. Good nail polish. :P

So, you guys know that, unless they have a very high level of muscle, you SHOULD be able to see someone’s ribs slightly when they are in those types of positions. it’s not healthy to have a layer of fat so thick you can’t ever see the ribs. I’m just saying. You’d have to be FAT to arch your back like that and not be able to make out some bone.

I now want to shave my dog’s fur into a full-body mohawk.

Mine’s January 8th. 2 weeks exactly after Christmas. It’s close enough that it sort of sucks sometimes, but not too bad.

He looks healthier, at least. Not too skinny or anything, just not so much like the guy who orders a party pack of McNuggets… for just himself… twice a week.

Haha actually it’s 39. One guy only had one bleeder. :P

Wha? This is ridiculous to me. Don’t individuals have the right to do whatever they want with their own money? It’s not like he used his position to get donations, he just took the money he gets paid to do his job and used it to support the candidates he liked. Suspension is ridiculous

Yeah, I saw about 1/3 of these, and at LEAST a dozen that were equally awesome. I have pictures, but my favorite was definitely the “ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD” sign I saw. AMAZING.