29 - the raccoon totally got me! Lol
29 - the raccoon totally got me! Lol
You got: Fuzzy Lumpkins
You are too happy in your own world to be a scary villain. You’re very possessive, and though you seldom get angry, things can get pretty dirty for whoever provoked you. You treasure me-time and love connecting with nature. People tend to like you even without you trying. Lol
You got: The hero!
Congratulations, you’re the star of this movie and you live! You’ve been through hell and back, but you managed to pull through — albeit exhausted and covered in blood. The bad news is that you’ve got at least two more movies to survive before you get a rest, and no one can say for sure if you’ll survive a trilogy. Good luck! Yay!!!
You got: Benjamin Franklin
Something about talented guys just makes you excited, and Benny F has it in spades for days. You want a guy who was so good at everything, he managed to be an international jet-setter in the 18th goddamn century, when there weren’t even any jets! Yaaaas
You got: Your bedroom light is the only thing keeping the ghosts away
For some reason you can’t explain, it feels safer with the light’s on at night. The real reason why: it is. Ghosts can’t get you when the light is on, but the second you turn that light off, they’re standing over you. They’re running their cold fingers along that one foot peeking out from under the covers. They’re waiting right now. SO TRYE.
It’s catchy and I like her style
Did cover girl pay her for the first 30 seconds!?
Twerking…you mean humping!? Hah
I actually think the mower sounds more like a vacuum and the siren sounds eery.
Miranda lambert! Hells yeah
Got my favorite flavor…phish food! Yayay
You’re a naturally intuitive and kind person. You’re independent and focused, and prefer a life of quiet solitude. When it comes to fighting, you can be a fearsome adversary, but you prefer diplomacy and communication. You’re loyal to your close circle of loved ones, but you have trouble accepting help from others. You’re the rare kind of person who genuinely doesn’t care what people say about them. Yaaassss
You got: YOU’RE ALMOST TOO GOOD AT SEX!
OH MY GOD. You’re so good at sex. Seriously, you’re unbelievable. There’s basically no one else on this planet who is better at sex than you. You’re better at sex than Bradley Cooper. You’re better at sex than Katy Perry. When you have sex, the whole world changes a bit. Everyone you have sex with is incredibly lucky. Every time you have sex, you give someone the greatest gift they will ever receive. You really are amazing. Congratulations.
Don’t be ashamed, for this is a classic death. If you spent more time purifying your water and properly cooking your meat, things might have turned out okay. But you just couldn’t resist canoodling with that cutie in the other covered wagon.
That was grest
True, true, so true
The dropped slice…womp womp womp lol
You are an enigmatic thinker and leader of the pack. Your thoughts can often be wavered by your loyalty to others, but you make the right choices more often than not. You have been thrown into circumstances beyond your control countless times, but you have a strong ability to overcome this for the sake of yourself and those around you
Whitney Houston lol
You got: Lex Yes, you may be awkward, quiet, and scared of anything you don’t understand, but when the time comes you’re capable of saving the day. Providing you know how to use very complicated operating systems from the early ’90s. Lol !
You’re a hopeless romantic, so it’s no surprise that your wedding will be accented with many personal touches and DIY decor. Whether it’s in a barn or a winery, you want to convey an overwhelming sense of warmth and timelessness on your special day. Trueeer
I got a frog lol
Love knot figure lol
Outgoing, outspoken and passionate, you’re never afraid to speak up when you feel strongly about something. You have a bit of an obsessive personality, but it’s something that your friends love about you. You know what you want and you’re not afraid to go after it with everything you have.
Your presidency has been one of moderate stances and thoughtful action. Few changes have occurred as a result. The national debt increases slightly, school lunches get marginally better and you help pass some UN resolutions against evil dictators. You Congress is divided and you may lose the midterm elections. However you win re-election because, well, you’re not a total dick head.
You have always wanted to marry your best friend, which just makes sense. After all, why should you have to choose between your friends and your significant other when you can have both? You want to be with someone who is the first person you go to whenever anything exciting or cool happens, because you know that they will be just as excited as you. Favorite activities: making fun of bad movies together, craft beer tastings, late-night pizza and gigglefests.
The sex swing:
You’re a social butterfly. You’re the person everyone calls on Friday night to find out where the party is, and if there isn’t one going on, then you’ll just create one yourself. Besides, you know for a fact that everyone you know will come for it.
Love me tender!
This is terrifying. I had to leave early
Typo under nj: dispensaries not discrepancies ?
I am so in love with him for the words he carries. It’s incredible