The ABC's Of Student Living

Enjoy it whilst you can, 'cos after this we're going to have to live like real adults. Ugh.

A is for Alcohol.

Stereotypical? Maybe. True? Definitely.

B is for Budgeting.

Why do things have to cost quite so much?

C is for Council Tax.

And the inevitable 'mares you'll have trying to sort it out.

D is for Dissertation.

EVEN THE WORD MAKES ME SCARED. AAAAAH.

E is for Eating

Yum, delicious student food. Oh YEAH.

F is for Freshers.

G is for Going Out.

It kinda feels required.

H is for Hangovers.

We know that this is our own fault. But still, sympathy? Please?

I is for Insomnia.

So much to do, so little time.

J is for Juvenile Behaviour

Well, we may be a bit independent but that doesn't mean we're ready to be adults yet.

K is for Kissing

Though there is basically no chance it will be like this.

L is for Lectures

Just try and stay awake!

M is for Moving Away From Home.

Big city, big lights, so many people. So few fields and sheep and cattle.

N is for New Friends

O is for Organisation

Unfortunately necessary.

P is for Parent-free Living.

Maybe not always such a great thing.

Q is for Questions.

Name. Course. Where You're Originally From. Over and over and over and over again.

R is for Reading.

So much course reading.

S is for Studying.

Exam panic, twice a year.

T is for Tutorials.

I wish I had something insightful and clever to add to this conversation but my brain appears to have forgotten how to think. Maybe if I just stare at the table and never raise my eyes. Yes, this is inconspicuous. Good.

U is for Undergraduate.

Enjoy it whilst it lasts!

V is for Vodka.

Yeah, I know I've already said alcohol. But vodka deserves its own entry to be fair. It's a staple of life.

W is for Walk Of Shame.

Oh, you naughty thing you.

X is for X-Rated Activities.

Best stay away from the Union on Rugby Boys Social Night.

Y is for Youtube

And the hours and hours you'll spend watching different videos of cats.

Z is for Zebra And Other Fancy Dress Themes.

Why do so few words start with Z?