12 Things That Have Taken Up Residence In Your Car

Because you've always taken the idea of getting your car washed with a grain of salt. Or an entire packet, like the one from McDonalds that's been slowly eroding the bottom of your cup holder for six months.

1. A Collection of Coins That are Mostly Pennies

Enjoy the toll!

2. Straw Wrappers

Just look at them, sitting there, patiently waiting to be used to discard gum in the most inconvenient way possible.

3. Collection of Outdated Mixed CDs

Because their is such a thing as a Panic at the Disco emergency.

4. Dog Hair

Leather interior? Please. This is pure chihuahua skin.

5. Starbucks Cup From Fall 2012

Happy Birthday, friend.

6. Receipts You Pretend Don't Exist

Ignorance is bliss. Also, debt.

7. Sand From the Beach Trip You Took Three Months Ago

Sand? Oh, you mean the tiny specks of memory dust I keep in my car to reminisce on the good times? Maybe don't step on it so roughly.

8. That Ketchup Packet That's Gonna be a Huge Problem Soon

Okay, ketchup. You got yourself into that mess, now you get yourself out. Because my hands will not fit down there.

9. Shoes You Forgot You Owned

You could apologize for blaming all your friends for stealing them, but then they would know you were wrong. Make new friends. They'll love your shoes.

10. 50 Broken Phone Chargers

Oh you need to borrow a charger? No problem. Do you have a screw driver and/or an Apple Care Protection plan?

11. Two or Seven Mostly Full Water Bottles

Maybe you're preparing for the apocalypse. Or you're just more of a soda drinker.

12. The Fast Food Bag You Should Have Done a Better Job Hiding

You know it was worth it. Just make sure no one sits on the receipt. You need it for some reason you're not sure of yet.