30 Truly Insane Tweets From Aubrey Plaza

Evil hag. Evil genius. She will consume your soul.

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http://twitpic.com/s1rgl - i did that for hours

— evilhag (@Aubrey Plaza)
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my iphone is broken again. is there an app that lets me kill myself.

— evilhag (@Aubrey Plaza)
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i havent used a microwave in two years

— evilhag (@Aubrey Plaza)

because i hate popcorn and and hot pockets

— evilhag (@Aubrey Plaza)

IS ANYONE READING THIS? THIS IS IMPORTANT

— evilhag (@Aubrey Plaza)
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I CANT GET THE DESIGNING WOMEN THEME SONG OUT OF MY HEADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

— evilhag (@Aubrey Plaza)

DEHHH DAHHH DEHHHENDEDAHHH DENNDAHHH DA DA DAAAAAAA. DAD DAD DAD DA DAAA, DA DA DA DEHH DEHH DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

— evilhag (@Aubrey Plaza)
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YO @BARACKOBAMA COME OVERRRRRR

— evilhag (@Aubrey Plaza)

11. That time she was obsessed with mummies:

MUMMIES OF THE WORLDDDDD

— evilhag (@Aubrey Plaza)

MUMMIES CORPSES

— evilhag (@Aubrey Plaza)

MUMMIES CORPSES SKULLS AND DEATH

— evilhag (@Aubrey Plaza)

MUMMIES MUMMIESSSSSSSSS

— evilhag (@Aubrey Plaza)

MUMMIES ARE THE WORLD

— evilhag (@Aubrey Plaza)

MUMMIES SKULLS BONES AND SPELLS

— evilhag (@Aubrey Plaza)

16,000 MUMMIES MUMMIES OF THE WORLD

— evilhag (@Aubrey Plaza)
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would someone get this baby out of me?! im OVER IT

— evilhag (@Aubrey Plaza)
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nO IM NOT DRUNK THIS TIME, OH WAIT YES I AM, I AM ALWAYS

— evilhag (@Aubrey Plaza)

14. Halloween I

TONIGHT WE DIEEEEEEEEEEEE

— evilhag (@Aubrey Plaza)

blood death brains and spells HELL FIRE SCAMS AND PAIN

— evilhag (@Aubrey Plaza)

SMOKE FANGS GHOSTSS AND GHOULS DEATH DESCENDS UPON ALL FOOLS

— evilhag (@Aubrey Plaza)

caves of steamingg spider eggs vats of boiling brains purses filled with blood and evil in my veins

— evilhag (@Aubrey Plaza)

SATAN I CAN FEEEEL YOUUUUUU

— evilhag (@Aubrey Plaza)

15. Halloween II, Aubrey’s Revenge

skulls blood corpses brains and ghouls

— evilhag (@Aubrey Plaza)

spiders death screams and scares

— evilhag (@Aubrey Plaza)

HAGS HAGgS WiTChES DEMONS and BLOOOD

— evilhag (@Aubrey Plaza)

DEATH UNITESSS the corpses of HeLL will RISE !!'nmnnndkdnfodnflendidbevdosksbdjdbd

— evilhag (@Aubrey Plaza)
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is watching Law & Order SVU upside down and through a mirror

— evilhag (@Aubrey Plaza)

17. That time she live tweeted eating a Bumble Bar:

i love you chocolate bumble bar

— evilhag (@Aubrey Plaza)

you are the best bumble bar I ever had. i will only eat bumble bars from now on. nothing else matters. bumble bumble bar.

— evilhag (@Aubrey Plaza)

bumbely bee. bumbley bah. bars bars bars. you're my only friend. i love you till the end. chocolate bumbley bar.

— evilhag (@Aubrey Plaza)

just you and me. you are all I have left. http://t.co/lpEbErz

— evilhag (@Aubrey Plaza)

YOu ARE MINE

— evilhag (@Aubrey Plaza)

EAT a CHOcolATE BUMBLE BIRD SEED BAR NOW. NOW. NOWWW.

— evilhag (@Aubrey Plaza)
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Jdndkdpsnndhxbxjapsndhdbdkslsmsbchxhsksnshdjdpsmxnsbdhdjspansjdhdhdhdk chicken hat

— evilhag (@Aubrey Plaza)
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also please tell me why john goodman is in my dreams again. he hasn't aged. we are in love.

— evilhag (@Aubrey Plaza)
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eat a lot of bugs. make a lot of moves. #goodlifeforaspider

— evilhag (@Aubrey Plaza)
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Twitter is EVIL. Goodnight!!!! Tweeettttt!!! This is evilllll!!!

— evilhag (@Aubrey Plaza)
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SOMETHING IS BITING MEEEEE

— evilhag (@Aubrey Plaza)

23. 3 months later…

SOMETHiNG is biting meeee AGAIN. SEriOUSLY. MY FEEEEEEET!!!

— evilhag (@Aubrey Plaza)
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— evilhag (@Aubrey Plaza)

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death is near

— evilhag (@Aubrey Plaza)

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tweeeeeeeeeeeettttttttttytyytyyttyyyyt

— evilhag (@Aubrey Plaza)
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ssttuuupppidddddddddd

— evilhag (@Aubrey Plaza)
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my only friend at work... #whereareyouchrisbosh

— evilhag (@Aubrey Plaza)
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I AM A GAY MAN

— evilhag (@Aubrey Plaza)
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Owwwwww! Someone get these lollipops outta my underwear! !!!

— evilhag (@Aubrey Plaza)

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