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30 Truly Insane Tweets From Aubrey Plaza

Evil hag. Evil genius. She will consume your soul.

1.

Aubrey Plaza

@evilhag

SOME PIXIE GIRL JUST CAME AND TOOK MY TOASTER OVEN AND MY WHEELIE CART AND AN INDIAN MAN TOOK MY COFFEE MACHINE. AHHH.

2.

Aubrey Plaza

@evilhag

slept for 11 hours in a cave

3.

Aubrey Plaza

@evilhag

The Canadian immigration officer just googled me and said he recognized me. What a liar, eh? I’m delerious killme.

4.

Aubrey Plaza

@evilhag

first it was zombies. now its vampires. NEXT ITS DEMONS. DEMONS DEMONS DEMONS. PARANORMAL ACTIVITY DEMONSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

5.

Aubrey Plaza

@evilhag

death http://twitpic.com/kp29l

6.

http://twitpic.com/s1rgl - i did that for hours

— Aubrey Plaza (@evilhag)

Aubrey Plaza

@evilhag

http://twitpic.com/s1rgl - i did that for hours

7.

my iphone is broken again. is there an app that lets me kill myself.

— Aubrey Plaza (@evilhag)

Aubrey Plaza

@evilhag

my iphone is broken again. is there an app that lets me kill myself.

8.

i havent used a microwave in two years

— Aubrey Plaza (@evilhag)

Aubrey Plaza

@evilhag

i havent used a microwave in two years

because i hate popcorn and and hot pockets

— Aubrey Plaza (@evilhag)

Aubrey Plaza

@evilhag

because i hate popcorn and and hot pockets

IS ANYONE READING THIS? THIS IS IMPORTANT

— Aubrey Plaza (@evilhag)

Aubrey Plaza

@evilhag

IS ANYONE READING THIS? THIS IS IMPORTANT

9.

I CANT GET THE DESIGNING WOMEN THEME SONG OUT OF MY HEADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

— Aubrey Plaza (@evilhag)

Aubrey Plaza

@evilhag

I CANT GET THE DESIGNING WOMEN THEME SONG OUT OF MY HEADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

DEHHH DAHHH DEHHHENDEDAHHH DENNDAHHH DA DA DAAAAAAA. DAD DAD DAD DA DAAA, DA DA DA DEHH DEHH DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

— Aubrey Plaza (@evilhag)

Aubrey Plaza

@evilhag

DEHHH DAHHH DEHHHENDEDAHHH DENNDAHHH DA DA DAAAAAAA. DAD DAD DAD DA DAAA, DA DA DA DEHH DEHH DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

10.

YO @BARACKOBAMA COME OVERRRRRR

— Aubrey Plaza (@evilhag)

Aubrey Plaza

@evilhag

YO @BARACKOBAMA COME OVERRRRRR

11. That time she was obsessed with mummies:

MUMMIES OF THE WORLDDDDD

— Aubrey Plaza (@evilhag)

Aubrey Plaza

@evilhag

MUMMIES OF THE WORLDDDDD

MUMMIES CORPSES

— Aubrey Plaza (@evilhag)

Aubrey Plaza

@evilhag

MUMMIES CORPSES

MUMMIES CORPSES SKULLS AND DEATH

— Aubrey Plaza (@evilhag)

Aubrey Plaza

@evilhag

MUMMIES CORPSES SKULLS AND DEATH

MUMMIES MUMMIESSSSSSSSS

— Aubrey Plaza (@evilhag)

Aubrey Plaza

@evilhag

MUMMIES MUMMIESSSSSSSSS

MUMMIES ARE THE WORLD

— Aubrey Plaza (@evilhag)

Aubrey Plaza

@evilhag

MUMMIES ARE THE WORLD

MUMMIES SKULLS BONES AND SPELLS

— Aubrey Plaza (@evilhag)

Aubrey Plaza

@evilhag

MUMMIES SKULLS BONES AND SPELLS

16,000 MUMMIES MUMMIES OF THE WORLD

— Aubrey Plaza (@evilhag)

Aubrey Plaza

@evilhag

16,000 MUMMIES MUMMIES OF THE WORLD

12.

would someone get this baby out of me?! im OVER IT

— Aubrey Plaza (@evilhag)

Aubrey Plaza

@evilhag

would someone get this baby out of me?! im OVER IT

13.

nO IM NOT DRUNK THIS TIME, OH WAIT YES I AM, I AM ALWAYS

— Aubrey Plaza (@evilhag)

Aubrey Plaza

@evilhag

nO IM NOT DRUNK THIS TIME, OH WAIT YES I AM, I AM ALWAYS

14. Halloween I

TONIGHT WE DIEEEEEEEEEEEE

— Aubrey Plaza (@evilhag)

Aubrey Plaza

@evilhag

TONIGHT WE DIEEEEEEEEEEEE

blood death brains and spells HELL FIRE SCAMS AND PAIN

— Aubrey Plaza (@evilhag)

Aubrey Plaza

@evilhag

blood death brains and spells HELL FIRE SCAMS AND PAIN

SMOKE FANGS GHOSTSS AND GHOULS DEATH DESCENDS UPON ALL FOOLS

— Aubrey Plaza (@evilhag)

Aubrey Plaza

@evilhag

SMOKE FANGS GHOSTSS AND GHOULS DEATH DESCENDS UPON ALL FOOLS

caves of steamingg spider eggs vats of boiling brains purses filled with blood and evil in my veins

— Aubrey Plaza (@evilhag)

Aubrey Plaza

@evilhag

caves of steamingg spider eggs vats of boiling brains purses filled with blood and evil in my veins

SATAN I CAN FEEEEL YOUUUUUU

— Aubrey Plaza (@evilhag)

Aubrey Plaza

@evilhag

SATAN I CAN FEEEEL YOUUUUUU

15. Halloween II, Aubrey’s Revenge

skulls blood corpses brains and ghouls

— Aubrey Plaza (@evilhag)

Aubrey Plaza

@evilhag

skulls blood corpses brains and ghouls

spiders death screams and scares

— Aubrey Plaza (@evilhag)

Aubrey Plaza

@evilhag

spiders death screams and scares

HAGS HAGgS WiTChES DEMONS and BLOOOD

— Aubrey Plaza (@evilhag)

Aubrey Plaza

@evilhag

HAGS HAGgS WiTChES DEMONS and BLOOOD

DEATH UNITESSS the corpses of HeLL will RISE !!'nmnnndkdnfodnflendidbevdosksbdjdbd

— Aubrey Plaza (@evilhag)

Aubrey Plaza

@evilhag

DEATH UNITESSS the corpses of HeLL will RISE !!’nmnnndkdnfodnflendidbevdosksbdjdbd

16.

is watching Law & Order SVU upside down and through a mirror

— Aubrey Plaza (@evilhag)

Aubrey Plaza

@evilhag

is watching Law & Order SVU upside down and through a mirror

17. That time she live tweeted eating a Bumble Bar:

i love you chocolate bumble bar

— Aubrey Plaza (@evilhag)

Aubrey Plaza

@evilhag

i love you chocolate bumble bar

you are the best bumble bar I ever had. i will only eat bumble bars from now on. nothing else matters. bumble bumble bar.

— Aubrey Plaza (@evilhag)

Aubrey Plaza

@evilhag

you are the best bumble bar I ever had. i will only eat bumble bars from now on. nothing else matters. bumble bumble bar.

bumbely bee. bumbley bah. bars bars bars. you're my only friend. i love you till the end. chocolate bumbley bar.

— Aubrey Plaza (@evilhag)

Aubrey Plaza

@evilhag

bumbely bee. bumbley bah. bars bars bars. you’re my only friend. i love you till the end. chocolate bumbley bar.

just you and me. you are all I have left. http://t.co/lpEbErz

— Aubrey Plaza (@evilhag)

Aubrey Plaza

@evilhag

just you and me. you are all I have left. http://t.co/lpEbErz

YOu ARE MINE

— Aubrey Plaza (@evilhag)

Aubrey Plaza

@evilhag

YOu ARE MINE

EAT a CHOcolATE BUMBLE BIRD SEED BAR NOW. NOW. NOWWW.

— Aubrey Plaza (@evilhag)

Aubrey Plaza

@evilhag

EAT a CHOcolATE BUMBLE BIRD SEED BAR NOW. NOW. NOWWW.

18.

Jdndkdpsnndhxbxjapsndhdbdkslsmsbchxhsksnshdjdpsmxnsbdhdjspansjdhdhdhdk chicken hat

— Aubrey Plaza (@evilhag)

Aubrey Plaza

@evilhag

Jdndkdpsnndhxbxjapsndhdbdkslsmsbchxhsksnshdjdpsmxnsbdhdjspansjdhdhdhdk chicken hat

19.

also please tell me why john goodman is in my dreams again. he hasn't aged. we are in love.

— Aubrey Plaza (@evilhag)

Aubrey Plaza

@evilhag

also please tell me why john goodman is in my dreams again. he hasn’t aged. we are in love.

20.

eat a lot of bugs. make a lot of moves. #goodlifeforaspider

— Aubrey Plaza (@evilhag)

Aubrey Plaza

@evilhag

eat a lot of bugs. make a lot of moves. #goodlifeforaspider

21.

Twitter is EVIL. Goodnight!!!! Tweeettttt!!! This is evilllll!!!

— Aubrey Plaza (@evilhag)

Aubrey Plaza

@evilhag

Twitter is EVIL. Goodnight!!!! Tweeettttt!!! This is evilllll!!!

22.

SOMETHING IS BITING MEEEEE

— Aubrey Plaza (@evilhag)

Aubrey Plaza

@evilhag

SOMETHING IS BITING MEEEEE

23. 3 months later…

SOMETHiNG is biting meeee AGAIN. SEriOUSLY. MY FEEEEEEET!!!

— Aubrey Plaza (@evilhag)

Aubrey Plaza

@evilhag

SOMETHiNG is biting meeee AGAIN. SEriOUSLY. MY FEEEEEEET!!!

24.

— Aubrey Plaza (@evilhag)

Aubrey Plaza

@evilhag

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25.

death is near

— Aubrey Plaza (@evilhag)

Aubrey Plaza

@evilhag

death is near

(caption required…and awesome)

26.

tweeeeeeeeeeeettttttttttytyytyyttyyyyt

— Aubrey Plaza (@evilhag)

Aubrey Plaza

@evilhag

tweeeeeeeeeeeettttttttttytyytyyttyyyyt

27.

ssttuuupppidddddddddd

— Aubrey Plaza (@evilhag)

Aubrey Plaza

@evilhag

ssttuuupppidddddddddd

28.

my only friend at work... #whereareyouchrisbosh

— Aubrey Plaza (@evilhag)

Aubrey Plaza

@evilhag

my only friend at work… #whereareyouchrisbosh

29.

I AM A GAY MAN

— Aubrey Plaza (@evilhag)

Aubrey Plaza

@evilhag

I AM A GAY MAN

30.

Owwwwww! Someone get these lollipops outta my underwear! !!!

— Aubrey Plaza (@evilhag)

Aubrey Plaza

@evilhag

Owwwwww! Someone get these lollipops outta my underwear! !!!

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