30 Truly Insane Tweets From Aubrey Plaza

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1.

SOME PIXIE GIRL JUST CAME AND TOOK MY TOASTER OVEN AND MY WHEELIE CART AND AN INDIAN MAN TOOK MY COFFEE MACHINE. AHHH.

3.

The Canadian immigration officer just googled me and said he recognized me. What a liar, eh? I'm delerious killme.

4.

first it was zombies. now its vampires. NEXT ITS DEMONS. DEMONS DEMONS DEMONS. PARANORMAL ACTIVITY DEMONSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

7.

my iphone is broken again. is there an app that lets me kill myself.

9.

I CANT GET THE DESIGNING WOMEN THEME SONG OUT OF MY HEADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

DEHHH DAHHH DEHHHENDEDAHHH DENNDAHHH DA DA DAAAAAAA. DAD DAD DAD DA DAAA, DA DA DA DEHH DEHH DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

11. That time she was obsessed with mummies:

caves of steamingg spider eggs vats of boiling brains purses filled with blood and evil in my veins

15. Halloween II, Aubrey’s Revenge

DEATH UNITESSS the corpses of HeLL will RISE !!'nmnnndkdnfodnflendidbevdosksbdjdbd

17. That time she live tweeted eating a Bumble Bar:

you are the best bumble bar I ever had. i will only eat bumble bars from now on. nothing else matters. bumble bumble bar.

bumbely bee. bumbley bah. bars bars bars. you're my only friend. i love you till the end. chocolate bumbley bar.

just you and me. you are all I have left. yfrog.com/h7oeoazj" target="_blank">http://t.co/lpEbErz">yfrog.com/h7oeoazj

18.

Jdndkdpsnndhxbxjapsndhdbdkslsmsbchxhsksnshdjdpsmxnsbdhdjspansjdhdhdhdk chicken hat

19.

also please tell me why john goodman is in my dreams again. he hasn't aged. we are in love.

20.

eat a lot of bugs. make a lot of moves. #goodlifeforaspider" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/search?q=%23goodlifeforaspider">#goodlifeforaspider

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23. 3 months later…

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28.

my only friend at work... #whereareyouchrisbosh" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/search?q=%23whereareyouchrisbosh">#whereareyouchrisbosh

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