2. You find this man to be the most attractive human on the planet.
He holds the key to your very happiness.
5. You genuinely like the idea of Nutella flowing through your veins.
6. When you close your eyes at night, you dream of places like this:
7. But your nightmares look something like this:
Because you would NEVER waste a single drop of that chocolatey goodness.
8. You know stealing is bad, but you find yourself admiring these criminals.
Can I get these robbers’ numbers plz?
9. No matter what the labels may say, you know there is only one true hazelnut spread.
10. This looks like a perfectly balanced meal to you.
I mean, there IS a banana there. Food pyramid = conquered.