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Do you realise how weird it is to let children go walking around asking for candy?
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Like, you understand how dangerous that is, right?
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Does everyone know how to carve a pumpkin?
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And on November 1st, does everything just smell like rotting pumpkin?
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How many October injuries are Jack-o'-lantern-related?
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How much money do you spend on all that candy?
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And does a part of you die when you have to give away free chocolate?
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Do you think it's weird that Australia doesn't really celebrate Halloween?
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What happens if someone chooses trick instead of treat?
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Do kids go to school in costume?
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For the entire month of October, does every American TV channel just air scary movies?
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Is there ever one asshole who just hands out fruit?
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Do you ever just want to tell kids to get the hell off your lawn and away from your candy?
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How many people actually know about the origin of Halloween?
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But wait, what actually IS the origin of Halloween?
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Is it ~lame~ for teenagers to go trick-or-treating?
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Is there a lot of pressure involved when it comes to picking the perfect costume?
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Oh... and are you tired of being asked questions like this from ignorant Australians?
