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A portrait of my sweet Meatball! She’s not dead or anything. I just know that she will always be my best baby.❤️

I posted literally all of my nudes to my VSCO feed once, but it pays to have 0 followers when I noticed a day later and took them down.

When I was absolutely dying of death hiking Kilimanjaro, I asked the Sherpa how long it took him to do the 5-day trail... he estimated 8 hours, maybe less depending on if it was snowing or not. The person who holds the record for the fastest Everest hike is a Sherpa escort. The person… Read More

Another time, when I worked at Urban Outfitters, a family who was notorious for stealing and trying to return things for cash came in and was trying on just everything in the store. One lady had a little daughter with her who kept saying she had to go to the bathroom, to which her… Read More

A former Bachelor contestant came into the luxury retail store I worked at and was trying on overalls for an event and I brought her every pair we had. She was trying them on, and when she found one she liked she opened the curtain and asked how much they were and I said “I don’t… Read More

I stand by McDonalds French fries and a giant coke. I’m on birth co trip now which prevents me having a period at all PTL but in high school I had a bout so bad that I threw up in a Walmart and passed out and my best friend brought me a People style watch and the fries and coke combo… Read More

Once in high school, I went through the drive thru of a Burger King to get a 50¢ ice cream cone, and when I pulled up to the window there was a man in the kitchen smoking over the fryer. It haunts me to this day.

But. How would you know what he meant? Are you him? Are you very close to him?

I made an insta post about how much my husband and I loved living in Colorado (we had been living near his family in Texas for the past few years and had recently moved) and that I was happy to be living near my family for the first time is 15 years. My MIL sent me a psychotic text… Read More

Madewell! The clothes are age appropriate for virtually everyone. I want to dress age appropriate but still stay true to myself, not be shoved into some pants and a sweater from the Loft?