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1. Indie Band Bear
Indie Band Bear is easily recognized by his epic beard and his threadbare madras button down shirt. Despite practicing questionable hygiene and maintaining only intermittent employment as a barista, Indie Band Bear has managed to have an inexplicably hot and financially stable girlfriend. In fact, the hotness of his girlfriend is inversely proportional to how often he showers. Actual research grants have been awarded to scientists trying to determine if the smell of skunky PBR combined stale sweat is a bona fide aphrodisiac. It’s probably best not to mention that Pitchfork gave his BIG IMPORTANT BAND’s last album a 3.2 within earshot of Indie Band Bear.
Hipster Bears
Culture Buzz Drawing on your nostalgia for Care Bears and your dying love of all things ironic. Apparently this was pitched to be a real show. Sorry for adding one more hipster meme to the overflowing pile… All of this Via.
