I just keep coming back to Carlin's “all the bullets and the rockets and the bombs are shaped like dicks”. This kind of male cheerleader is overcompensating for something.

Still a more realistic version of history than the one Michele Bachmann posits.

Super green!

Great aunt Mildred?

No thanks. TV shows are great in and of themselves and movies are certainly no longer a “higher” art form that TV shows need to aspire to be (see “Mad Men”, “Justified” and “Louie”). “Doing TV” is no longer a step down from films. I can name 6 or seven other great examples of TV shows that are leaps and bounds better at their worst than the studio - approved mediocrity at movie theaters. It can be just as rewarding and (in many cases) just as lucrative for performers. We don't need a “Party Down” movie - just watch “Parks and Recreation”. We don't need a “Deadwood” movie - just watch “Justified”. And we certainly don't need an “Arrested Development” movie - the show was lightning in a bottle and neared perfection.  We got a “Dukes of Hazzard” movie, a “Bewitched” movie and an “A - Team” movie - these were not quality things. We don't need more of them.  TV shows need to end, just like movies, and campaigns like this don't let them.

“Is this a murder trial or a Gathering of the Juggalos?” … Yes.