The Purple Penetrator

    Madonna is seen leaving a London hotel carrying a plastic bag holding a purple strap-on dildo.

    We were going to use this photo instead, but it hurt to much to look at. Anyway, we're glad Madonna still has it in her! Both literally and figuratively.

    Editorial note: Whoa! You've found a super-old post here on BuzzFeed, from an earlier era of the site. It doesn't really represent where we are anymore, and may in fact be totally broken, but we're leaving it up as a part of our early history.