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    Celebrities wear this brand of girdle-hose to trim inches off the waist and hips.

    For all the clueless dudes out there, and also for all of you who have never seen the infomercial on QVC that runs every so often at 3am, these are what we call "magic pants." Lumpy butts, begone!

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