We wish ping-pong tables would replace pool tables in bars because a) we suck at pool and b) it gives us an excuse to wear short shorts with knee socks while only looking slightly ridiculous.
Editorial note: Whoa! You've found a super-old post here on BuzzFeed, from an earlier era of the site. It doesn't really represent where we are anymore, and may in fact be totally broken, but we're leaving it up as a part of our early history.