BuzzFeed - "Modern Fortune Cookies" http://www.buzzfeed.com BuzzFeed, Find Your New Favorite Thing en Copyright 2008 BuzzFeed, Inc. Sat, 06 Sep 2008 17:30:57 -0400 nomail@example.com (http://www.buzzfeed.com/about) nomail@example.com (http://www.buzzfeed.com/about) Don't Open This Cookie! http://ct.buzzfeed.com/rd?c=buzzfeed&ca=Modern_Fortune_Cookies&s=feed&d=0x0&p=0&ok=default&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nytimes.com%2F2007%2F10%2F08%2Fbusiness%2Fsmallbusiness%2F08fortune.html%3F_r%3D1%26oref%3Dslogin nytimes.com]]> http://ct.buzzfeed.com/rd?c=buzzfeed&ca=Modern_Fortune_Cookies&s=feed&d=0x0&p=0&ok=default&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nytimes.com%2F2007%2F10%2F08%2Fbusiness%2Fsmallbusiness%2F08fortune.html%3F_r%3D1%26oref%3Dslogin Tue, 09 Oct 2007 09:26:01 -0400 Misfortune Cookies Are Hilarious http://ct.buzzfeed.com/rd?c=buzzfeed&ca=Modern_Fortune_Cookies&s=feed&d=0x0&p=0&ok=default&u=http%3A%2F%2Fyoungprofessionalandbored.blogspot.com%2F2007%2F10%2Fmisfortune-cookies.html youngprofessionalandbored.blogspot.com]]> http://ct.buzzfeed.com/rd?c=buzzfeed&ca=Modern_Fortune_Cookies&s=feed&d=0x0&p=0&ok=default&u=http%3A%2F%2Fyoungprofessionalandbored.blogspot.com%2F2007%2F10%2Fmisfortune-cookies.html Tue, 09 Oct 2007 09:26:01 -0400 So This Is Bad, Right? http://ct.buzzfeed.com/rd?c=buzzfeed&ca=Modern_Fortune_Cookies&s=feed&d=0x0&p=0&ok=default&u=http%3A%2F%2Fblog.tedthepenguin.com%2F2007%2F10%2F04%2Ffortune%2F blog.tedthepenguin.com]]> http://ct.buzzfeed.com/rd?c=buzzfeed&ca=Modern_Fortune_Cookies&s=feed&d=0x0&p=0&ok=default&u=http%3A%2F%2Fblog.tedthepenguin.com%2F2007%2F10%2F04%2Ffortune%2F Tue, 09 Oct 2007 09:26:01 -0400 Pretty Negative For A Fortune Cookie http://ct.buzzfeed.com/rd?c=buzzfeed&ca=Modern_Fortune_Cookies&s=feed&d=0x0&p=0&ok=default&u=http%3A%2F%2Fanishpost.blogspot.com%2F2007%2F07%2Fi-admit-it.html anishpost.blogspot.com]]> http://ct.buzzfeed.com/rd?c=buzzfeed&ca=Modern_Fortune_Cookies&s=feed&d=0x0&p=0&ok=default&u=http%3A%2F%2Fanishpost.blogspot.com%2F2007%2F07%2Fi-admit-it.html Tue, 09 Oct 2007 09:26:01 -0400 At Least These Are Actual Fortunes, Not Proverbs http://ct.buzzfeed.com/rd?c=buzzfeed&ca=Modern_Fortune_Cookies&s=feed&d=0x0&p=0&ok=default&u=http%3A%2F%2Fsliminny.wordpress.com%2F2007%2F09%2F06%2Freal-fortunes%2F sliminny.wordpress.com]]> http://ct.buzzfeed.com/rd?c=buzzfeed&ca=Modern_Fortune_Cookies&s=feed&d=0x0&p=0&ok=default&u=http%3A%2F%2Fsliminny.wordpress.com%2F2007%2F09%2F06%2Freal-fortunes%2F Tue, 09 Oct 2007 09:26:01 -0400 Is The Universe Trying To Tell Me Something? http://ct.buzzfeed.com/rd?c=buzzfeed&ca=Modern_Fortune_Cookies&s=feed&d=0x0&p=0&ok=default&u=http%3A%2F%2Fcommunity.livejournal.com%2Fpurgatorium%2F5888900.html community.livejournal.com]]> http://ct.buzzfeed.com/rd?c=buzzfeed&ca=Modern_Fortune_Cookies&s=feed&d=0x0&p=0&ok=default&u=http%3A%2F%2Fcommunity.livejournal.com%2Fpurgatorium%2F5888900.html Tue, 09 Oct 2007 09:26:01 -0400 Fortuitious Fortunes? http://ct.buzzfeed.com/rd?c=buzzfeed&ca=Modern_Fortune_Cookies&s=feed&d=0x0&p=0&ok=default&u=http%3A%2F%2Fmymetheus.blogspot.com%2F2007%2F07%2Ffortuitious-fortunes.html mymetheus.blogspot.com]]> http://ct.buzzfeed.com/rd?c=buzzfeed&ca=Modern_Fortune_Cookies&s=feed&d=0x0&p=0&ok=default&u=http%3A%2F%2Fmymetheus.blogspot.com%2F2007%2F07%2Ffortuitious-fortunes.html Tue, 09 Oct 2007 09:26:01 -0400 When Fortune Cookie Turn Bad, The World Is In A Nasty Spot http://ct.buzzfeed.com/rd?c=buzzfeed&ca=Modern_Fortune_Cookies&s=feed&d=0x0&p=0&ok=default&u=http%3A%2F%2Frebawhitewilliams.typepad.com%2Fmy_weblog%2F2007%2F10%2Fhave-a-bad-day.html rebawhitewilliams.typepad.com]]> http://ct.buzzfeed.com/rd?c=buzzfeed&ca=Modern_Fortune_Cookies&s=feed&d=0x0&p=0&ok=default&u=http%3A%2F%2Frebawhitewilliams.typepad.com%2Fmy_weblog%2F2007%2F10%2Fhave-a-bad-day.html Tue, 09 Oct 2007 09:26:01 -0400