Santa’s a fat, creepy, snobby, vaguely racist hack worried more about his own gift-giving status than the children of the world.
I met Santa at a party in New York once. And you know what? He was a totally self-absorbed prick, actually. He was all Santa-this, Santa-that, constantly worried about promoting the Santa “brand.”
Broken hearted? Maybe you’ll like something over here instead?
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