Drunken Santas

As if we needed another reason to hate Santa Claus, he still hasn't owned up to his alcohol problem.

We used to think the red nose was cute; now we see it as a sign of a deeper problem.

Editorial note: Whoa! You've found a super-old post here on BuzzFeed, from an earlier era of the site. It doesn't really represent where we are anymore, and may in fact be totally broken, but we're leaving it up as a part of our early history.