Ditching Presidential Debates

Candidates are citing “scheduling conflicts” and overall general offensiveness of Fox News as reasons why they won’t participate. All the candidates are too cool and may or may not show up to some lame debate where there’s not even a celebrity DJ or ample amounts of designer drugs. John Edwards is pretty much the Cory Kennedy of the political scene.

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