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Cross-Bred Fruit

The invention of new fruit has become a $100 million business. Hottest new trends: transgenderedness, fancy mutts, and interracial adoption. These cultural trends have officially bled into your favorite section of Whole Foods: the fruit aisle. I would totally pay $6 a pound to eat genetically mutated fruit.

 
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