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A six-year-old girl was fined $300 for drawing on the sidewalk in front of her home with colored chalk. Stephen Colbert interviewed Natalie Shea the “calcium sulfate junkie” and was able to draw correlations between her vandalism, the decline in Brooklyn property values and the sub-prime mortgage crisis. Apparently chalkitti is considered a gateway crime since it literally happened a couple steps from the gate to Shea’s Park Slope brownstone.

 
 
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