Don't ask why we love underwear technology trends so much (see the C-string, Cocksox, and padded undies). We're starting to become experts.
Editorial note: Whoa! You've found a super-old post here on BuzzFeed, from an earlier era of the site. It doesn't really represent where we are anymore, and may in fact be totally broken, but we're leaving it up as a part of our early history.