i was really looking forward to this, but that over-digitized, hyper-colored hollywood trailer just took a massive dump on one of the greatest american novels. so much failure.

florida always finds a way to be disappointing.

you mean all black people don’t think alike?!?! next you’ll be trying to say they don’t all look alike either…  seriously - wtf?

exactly who gives a fuck what bristol - or any palin - has to say about anything?

pirating = patriotism

as a Bronx native, my title suggestion would have to be, “More Worthless Guidos”.

there’s nothing wrong with her face. she’s just smiling. it doesn’t look like shes had much work done at all. she even has *gasp* wrinkles! zomgwtfbbq! :O

this is fucking horrific.

so fierce. so fabulous. love her!

i’m only surprised that she didn’t collapse sooner.