it's possible to walk into mcdonald's and order a salad. problem solved.

So … I'm more likely to executed by the government than die in a plane crash? Comforting? …

Your odds of dying from smallpox: zero Because of what? VACCINATIONS.

Fuck you cancer and heart disease, and fuck you McDonald's for being a cancer/heart disease shill.

Did anyone else get chills when they saw the McDonaldd's fact at the end? Fuck man.

Odds that my next meal is from McDonald's: Zero.

Are you kidding me? It is an indisputable fact that ALL death comes at the eight miserable hands of venomous spiders.

In other words: you're going to die

I'd like to know where shark attack comes in. I assume it's about 1 in 3, which is why a) it's not on this list and b) I never go in the sea.

what are the odds of being killed in an east coast / west coast rap feud? that's what keeps me up at night.

But what if I'm that 1!?

Never tell me the odds.

I think the odds of dying of bad medical care are far higher.

what about lupus?

1 in 20,000 for the witness protection program? That seems high.

I love how the McDonald's odds are right below the heart disease one…