
Source: miscfunnies.com
Poison gases: 1 in 494,960. Thank god it's so rare! Unfortunately, we're all going to die.
it's possible to walk into mcdonald's and order a salad. problem solved.
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So … I'm more likely to executed by the government than die in a plane crash? Comforting? …
Your odds of dying from smallpox: zero Because of what? VACCINATIONS.
Fuck you cancer and heart disease, and fuck you McDonald's for being a cancer/heart disease shill.
Did anyone else get chills when they saw the McDonaldd's fact at the end? Fuck man.
Odds that my next meal is from McDonald's: Zero.
This.
Are you kidding me? It is an indisputable fact that ALL death comes at the eight miserable hands of venomous spiders.
In other words: you're going to die
I'd like to know where shark attack comes in. I assume it's about 1 in 3, which is why a) it's not on this list and b) I never go in the sea.
what are the odds of being killed in an east coast / west coast rap feud? that's what keeps me up at night.
But what if I'm that 1!?
Never tell me the odds.
I think the odds of dying of bad medical care are far higher.
what about lupus?
1 in 20,000 for the witness protection program? That seems high.
I love how the McDonald's odds are right below the heart disease one…
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