“Chill out, R2!”

its hard for qui gon to be on time for that celebration. you know. cuz he died before it happened.

Remember when you were a kid and you'd go to Bennigans, or TGI Friday's, or some such horseshit, and the waiter would take a knee to get your order and adopt a really condescending tone when he spoke to you? They just did that to a new generation of potential Star Wars fans.

Maybe we all forgot that THIS IS A KIDS FILM and that we were all TEN YEARS YOUNGER when it came out.

The first time I've heard that kid's voice since 1999, and suddenly, I'm just as furious about it as I was then.

This would be the worst trailer ever, if the title weren't already held by every single movie ever made before 1985.

How are Yoda and the Jedis keeping the galaxy safe? Aren't the prequels about how they are constantly fucking up and showing lack of foresight? Like, the entire ending to Phantom Menace is one victory closer to the Death Star. If anything, these movies showed the Jedi's and Yoda to be a bunch of failures.

Adults annoyed by a children's film being sold to children. Go change your pull-ups, junior.

Star Wars is the new Simpsons, both are dead to me

“but wait, it's not all fun!” Yeah trust me Lucas, we know that.

This seems like a good example of Poe's Law* *Poe's Law: when you see something so darwindamn ridiculous, you can't tell if they're being serious or the bastards are trolling us.

Watching that was a waste of bandwidth, I want that 1:46 of my life back lol.