Sounds like somebody needs to find a man….

Imagine the look on his face when all the rubber fists and other ‘toys’ show up to “3038 wall st 13338”

i want dick now

Do NOT write to that address on the screen at the end to order the guy’s book. This guy seems like he would definitely show up at your house to deliver the book in person.

We had a design contest in highschool to see who could design a better new school building and i won. Even though it was clearly in the shape of a dick with two balls.

This is just as useless as finding racism where it doesn’t exist. Ok, this might be a little more stupid, but still, both are stupid.

what a dick

Thou shalt not use the Denver airport. Amen.

Beware of lines. They are so phallic. There are so many phalluses in this sentence.

This guy had better take a close look at the cross… It looks suspiciously phallic to me.

You should see the produce section at my neighborhood grocery. It’s basically Satanic.

LMFAO is this guy serious?… i feel really bad for him :[

I think Freud would have some interesting opinions regarding this fellow. By the way…Youtube??? or should I say “U-Tube,” which is just another way of saying “urethra tube.” Basically Youtube is a giant penis. And we all know Satan made the penis…those awesome penises…so hard and thick…wait what was I talking about again?

Just some old guy looking at penises.

GET OUT OF THE CLOSET ALREADY!!!

LMFAO…omg this is too funny..this guy has dicks on the brain…and walls tee hee

It’s like Johah Hill on Superbad and his penis obsession.

Nah man…I think you just love penises.

So…he just sits around and looks for dicks all day long? Do I have that about right? Hell, I’m not even gay and my gaydar is honking and flashing all over the place.