Can that stone slab support 600+ lbs? Cuz that's who's getting this thing, the mega obese.

I don't know - those jets look extremely powerful. I feel like I'd be lying on my stomach, and the jets would be nice on the back, like a hard massage, but….then I'd flip over and one of the jets would drill me right in the sack, followed by me weeping copiously - no thank you.

Wow. It's come to this.

Let's waste all the water! I mean, who needs it anyways?!

This would be horribly uncomfortable for boobs. Who wants to lie face down on some concrete?

I feel like everyone is missing the obvious benefit here? GETTING IT ON.

Could be very useful for disabled folks. Otherwise, the idea of wasting 5 times as much water as a regular shower seems like no good.

That would be dangerous for those of us who shower in the morning and have a hard time waking up. Late for work EVERY DAY.

Well, this 'CSI' episode just about writes itself.

Gotta love the butthole stream.

my idea of a a shower like a drive through car wash is still attainable. Inspired by Casper when the girl's dad goes down to his lab in the chair and as he goes down there is something to brush his teeth and shave his face, except for the shower it washes your hair and body. ftw!

great for fat people

It's a home waterboarding kit!

Or you could just take a bath.

Shampooing would be a bit difficult.

Finally, the solution to awkward shower sex has arrived!

for the lazy people lol