15 Things To Do Before You Die
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Tommy GunZ a year agoi actually had a teacher give out a test and all the answers were ‘C’ :(
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joeb11 a year ago15 Things to Do While You Die 1. Tell the people gathered around your deathbed “I never loved any of you.” 2. Blatantly hit on the EMTs who are trying to save your life/scrape you off the pavement. Be as sexually explicit as possible. 3. Say “The million dollars is buried under the… the…” Then die without completing the sentence. 4. Sing “Tainted Love” along with the heart monitor, just like they did in that blue jeans commercial from the 1990s. 5. Pretend to die, wait for it to get quiet in the room, then say “FOOLED YA!” Repeat several times until it stops being funny. Then wait a few minutes and do it one more time. Then die for real. 6. Come out of the closet, even if you’re not gay. Especially if you’re not gay. Give your survivors something to mull over. 7. Get someone to sing Weird Al’s “Mr. Frump in the Iron Lung” to you so you can do Mr. Frump’s part. Trust me, this will be epic. 8. Ask for a priest. Confess to many, many unspeakable crimes. (NOTE: If you can imitate the voice of the priest’s mother, do that.) 9. Leave ‘em laughin’! HINT: Try the most racist joke you can ever remember hearing from a drunken uncle at a family reunion. 10. Change your will to leave everything to Police Academy star Michael Winslow. 11. If you’re being executed by the state, ask if it’s possible to have a little heroin mixed in with that lethal injection. Might as well go out high, am I right? 12. Practice your scary ghost moan. You’ll need it when you come back to haunt these people. 13. Start talking like Superman does in the cartoons when he’s around Kryptonite. “Can’t… go… on… Powers… fading… Must… reverse… polarity… of… something…” 14. Release a lifetime’s worth of stored-up intestinal gas. 15. Request a comically large sandwich. If anyone complains, just bring up that “dying man’s last request” thing.
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