Isn’t it a convenience that a company has finally allowed you to make love to an animal without the added inconvenience of having to go to some barn or porn set? http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2011/05/japan-has-come-up-with-condoms-for-animals/

Japanese condoms are smaller than western condoms. A tip for any guy visiting or about to live in Japan. Bring your own or get them mailed to you by a friend if you're planning to stay there for a bit.

Can someone give me the metric conversions? I am curious as to what size I am.

And why the hell isn't the packaging written in Japanese? They're probably like, “Uhh… the… the eagle one? I don't know.”

I would have thought there would be quite a range of options between eagle and horse, but I'm no expert. What really worries me is the gap to the right of elephant. What on earth goes there? And how come the Japanese have sold out of them?

Uhhhhhhhhhh……….

ROR

46% of what?

An eagle? wtf??