“If you experience this condition lasting for more than four hours, please see a doctor.”

he has some deep rooted issues.

wtf did i just watch?

it's like Godzilla, but with a carrot wiener?

I think I found my Comic Con cosplay for next year.

i clicked cute because I'm an internet rebel

I like the bit where it all starts going in reverse. This should be a Coldplay video.

and you thought it was awkward when your parents walked in on you jackin it…

Blink. Head scratch. Blink.

What? Isn't that how everybody cleans their bedroom?

my eyes..

Why did I hit play?

I sort of want to mark this as CUTE just to go against the tide.

Holy Hokkaido Batman! No, Seriously. Look carefully, and you'll see Hokkaido. And Honshu.

sea horse(cock)?

I literally said, out loud, “What the F**K?”
O_O

I have the weirdest boner right now…

Gamera is friend to all children

GODZILLA DICK!!