This is true.

This should be re-named If Mario was a Facebook app, or something. If it were Designed in 2011, there would be guns, a Military style leveling system with unlockables, and for whatever reason, the goombas would be russian.

“If Mario was designed in 2011. It's funny because it's true.” - As if a Mario game didn't come out last year that didn't have any of this in it, and another wasn't slated to release this fall. Even if you're going to exaggerate a point for the sake of humor, at least get the context right. This would be like saying, “If Uncharted 3 was made in 2011 … Oh wait, it is.”

We're forgetting the DRM, preventing you from playing offline after you buy the damn thing

Haha hilarious

Lol