“Why can't I own a Canadian” is the title of a popular essay regarding the various religious restrictions in Leviticus that modern Christians ignore. Here's a link: http://www.humanistsofutah.org/2002/WhyCantIOwnACanadian_10-02.html

“Why can't” I figure out how to screen capture instead of taking a picture of a monitor?  That's like using white-out on your monitor instead of backspace. (Or I should say 'delete' for you Mac users.)

People who don't know how to use the PrtScn button shouldn't throw stones.

I tried it right now…I got “Why can't I own a Canadian?”  …