Man, and to think I only used to fill my with balloons of cocaine to cross the border.

More like “Pretentious Teddy Bear,” amirite?

Ok that's some weird stuff to have in an emergency.

What no roofies?

i used to do that as well. when i was 16

pedobear?

looks like they forgot “a couple of joints”

For a hipster in training/ Raoul Duke wanna be.

“Misc.”

coupla miscellaneous rolled joints? lol