in the philippines you won’t get laid for having a foreskin.  i’d rather endure the pain than not get laid.

there is no god.. poor little chaps, thats gotta fucking hurt!!

us filipinos are something, huh.

In the Philippines getting circumcised is like a passage to manhood. I would know because I’m Filipino, but not a Filipino boy.

This is one of those parties that I would not want to take home a goodie bag

Shit, if I woulda known it was going to that kind of party, I would have stuck my uncut dick in the mashed potatoes.

okay, seriously. what. the. hell. Can you imagine being drug off by your parents to get this done? Imagine how much you hated going to the dentist as a kid (or still do now). It’d be like that except it’d be all like “Okay, Johnny. We’re gonna take you to get A PART OF YOUR OWN GODDAMN GENITALIA REMOVED AGAINST YOUR WILL. hop in the minivan! :D” I think I’ve lost all hope for humanity as of this moment.

Most of the time circumcision is done because of religion. Yes, it has been proven that there is no correlation between hygiene and foreskin but it is a matter of religious ideals. Just sayin’.

I hope whoever’s responsible got the sack.

What a bunch of schmucks.

It’s free, but do you have to leave a tip?

Worst party ever!

I don’t get it. Most of the world -doesn’t- cut off that little bit of wingwang. Why do it when they’re 9+?

So unnecessary.

9 and up? That is shit you remember, that is pain!

WHY? @______@

ain’t no party like a foreskin cuttin’ party?