Either the elder wand (for a moment) or the other wand.

This is clearly the best possible wording for this question.

Is it his dick? It's his dick, isn't it.

guys. It's obviously Hedwig.

his disco stick

Flexible and Bendy with a phoenix core. Great for charms.

Clearly the answer to this question is his “Magic Stick”

his “magic wand”?

olivander had his hands all over it when harry was just a boy. said it was quite flexible. that dirty old man.