Best Ebay Product Description Ever

This is comedy gold. Scroll down to view an easier to read version, or view the actual eBay listing here. posted on July 22, 2011 at 6:49am EDT

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I have size 10.5 feet.. in womens.. :/ Still funny stuff though :)
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