BurnRed made their 50th BuzzFeed post on Feb 21! Or, I guess it's possible that 50 different people used BurnRed's account to make one post each, in which case BurnRed should probably change their password. Either way, congratulaâ€‹tions to BurnRed! Here's to 50 more!
BurnRed made their 1000th post on Mar 19! That is more than 10 times as many paragraphs as there in Immanuel Kant's Critique of Pure Reason. According to logic, this person must therefore be one of the greatest intellects in BuzzFeed's history.
BurnRed has received more than 1,000 views to one of their posts on Feb 21! That is more people than went to see Gigli - a film starring Ben Affleck as a low-ranking mobster who kidnaps a mentally challenged teenager.
BurnRed has received more than 10,000 views to one of their posts on Feb 21! That is more people than went to see The Adventures of Pluto Nash - a film starring Eddy Murphy as a retired space smuggler who runs a nightclub on the moon.
BurnRed has received more than 100,000 views to their posts on Feb 21! More people have looked at BurnRed's post than are killed by snake bites worldwide every year. (This description brought to you by the Coalition for Real but Unhelpful Statistics.)
BurnRed has received more than 1,000,000 views to one of their posts on Dec 02! This is a phenomenal amount of views. More people have viewed BurnRed's post than currently live in the state of Rhode Island. Wow.