Awards and Badges

Earn awards by posting, commenting, and reacting!

These awards are about your personality. They are a snapshot of your likes, interests, and personality type based on how you post and react to buzz.

  • Turtle

    Turtle

    Turtle

    TabloidTruths earned a Turtle badge on Jan 09 because they made a post about turtles! Or tortoises. We lumped those guys in there too. Honestly, pretty much any chelonian-specific post will get you this badge. Mutant turtles too - preferably of the adolescent, martial arts variety. (This award has been brought to you by Turtlefeed!

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  • One Ring

    One Ring

    One Ring

    TabloidTruths received a "One Ring" badge on Dec 11 because they posted something about Lord Of The Rings. (Disclaimer: BuzzFeed cannot guarantee that this badge won't slowly take over TabloidTruths's soul until they become a shadowy wraith in thrall to an evil dark lord in the east.)

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  • Pundit

    Pundit

    Pundit

    TabloidTruths received a Pundit Award because they like posts about politics. TabloidTruths is the kind of person who goes on Countdown and is all, "Well, actually, Keith ..." and then says something that sounds incredibly smart but maybe doesn't make a whole lot of sense unless you've been, like, really following along.

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  • Winner

    Winner

    Winner

    TabloidTruths received a Winner badge on Oct 24 because they are a winner. Simple as that.

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  • Hater

    Hater

    Hater

    TabloidTruths received a "Hater" badge on Sep 15 because they were being cantankerous. This is their "award." Air quotes are "sarcastic."

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  • Harry Potter

    Harry Potter

    Harry Potter

    TabloidTruths received a "Harry Potter" badge on Sep 15 because they posted something about Harry Potter. They would be here to accept the Award in person, but they're out hunting Horcruxes right now.

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  • Doctor Who

    Doctor Who

    Doctor Who

    TabloidTruths received a Doctor Who badge on Sep 15 for their post about Doctor Who. David Tennant is the best Doctor. Boom, there, I said it. Controversy!!!

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  • Woof!

    Woof!

    Woof!

    TabloidTruths received a "Woof!" badge on Sep 15 because they made an awesome post about dogs. Even though dogs are idiots. I guess all the posts can't be about cats.

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  • Meow!

    Meow!

    Meow!

    TabloidTruths received a Meow badge on Sep 15! For making a post about cats. Cats are the f*%#ing best. Just saying.

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  • Jedi Knight

    Jedi Knight

    Jedi Knight

    TabloidTruths has received a Jedi Knight Award on Aug 02 on account of how many Star Wars posts they've made! Not to state the obvious or anything, but The Force is clearly at least fairly strong with this one.

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  • Rebel Alliance

    Rebel Alliance

    Rebel Alliance

    TabloidTruths earned the Rebel Alliance Award on Jul 24 due to their love for Star Wars! Unrelated, but important: Han shot first. Never forget that.

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  • Sonic Screwdriver

    Sonic Screwdriver

    Sonic Screwdriver

    TabloidTruths won the Sonic Screwdriver Award on Jun 22 because of their love of Doctor Who! Or possibly they got this award randomly now because tomorrow they're going to go back in time and earn the award in the past. Time paradox!

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  • Star Wars

    Star Wars

    Star Wars

    TabloidTruths has received a Star Wars Award on May 04! It's a trap!* (*It's not a trap.)

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  • Grossed Out

    Grossed Out

    Grossed Out

    TabloidTruths earned the Grossed Out Award on Apr 27 because they like gross stuff! I mean, who the hell doesn't? Eye worms!

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  • Trash Collector

    Trash Collector

    Trash Collector

    TabloidTruths earned the Trash Collector Award on Apr 05 because of their love for trashiness! Only on the Internet can you receive an Award for trashiness. Also, at The Oscars. And, like, anything to do with Daytime Television. So, lots of places.

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  • Cute Spotter

    Cute Spotter

    Cute Spotter

    TabloidTruths earned the Cute Spotter Award on Mar 02 because of their love of cuteness! Note: BuzzFeed has reluctantly discontinued the practice of sending a live kitten as a prize for this achievement. This Award will have to do!

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  • Incredulous

    Incredulous

    Incredulous

    TabloidTruths earned the Incredulous Award on Mar 02 because they like stuff that is WTF! Taste is subjective!

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  • Sense of Humor

    Sense of Humor

    Sense of Humor

    TabloidTruths earned the Sense of Humor Award on Feb 28 because they like funny stuff! They haven't enjoyed The Simpsons in 10 years and are still really bummed that Arrested Development was canceled.

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  • Enthusiast

    Enthusiast

    Enthusiast

    TabloidTruths earned the Enthusiast Award on Feb 28 because they like stuff that is OMG! You know, like rainbows and stuff. Or, like, sometimes how there's more than one rainbow and then everybody starts getting really effusive? You get the picture.

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  • Atheist

    Atheist

    Atheist

    Show your love for stuff about how there is no God and therefore no meaning and why do we even bother.

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  • NSFW

    NSFW

    NSFW

    The Internet is for porn. Celebrate that.

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  • Lefty

    Lefty

    Lefty

    Be a liberal! Wear your heart on your sleeve about it! We are taking notes and your name will be entered on the blacklist as soon as McCarthyism comes back in style.

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  • Cat Lover

    Cat Lover

    Cat Lover

    Show your love for cats! Cats need love!

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  • Dog Lover

    Dog Lover

    Dog Lover

    Show your love for dogs, if you must.

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  • Shark Lover

    Shark Lover

    Shark Lover

    Stay vigilant during Shark Week, and make sure to show your love for sharks.

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  • Creator

    Creator

    Creator

    Make some stuff!

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  • Dawkins

    Dawkins

    Dawkins

    God is almost certainly dead. Show that you care by expressing yourself on posts about atheism. A lot.

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  • Dirty Old Man

    Dirty Old Man

    Dirty Old Man

    Let the world know that you love everything NSFW. Seriously - EVERYTHING.

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  • Pinko

    Pinko

    Pinko

    You must really love liberal politics to get this Award. None of this "I am socially liberal but a fiscal conservative" crap. Nobody likes a moderate.

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  • Head Researcher

    Head Researcher

    Head Researcher

    Your going to have to check a lot of facts for this one. That ungrammatical "Your" at the beginning of the sentence is really killing you, isn't it? Good - that's the right attitude.

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  • Professor

    Professor

    Professor

    Publish or perish!

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  • King Arthur

    King Arthur

    King Arthur

    Come to everyone's rescue all the time. The people need you.

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  • Pizza!

    Pizza!

    Pizza!

    Make a post about pizza! Avoid the Noid!

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  • Hunger Games

    Hunger Games

    Hunger Games

    Post something about Katniss. Or about how you are Team Gale. Or about how, like, the odds are never in your favor. :(

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  • Zombie Apocalypse

    Zombie Apocalypse

    Zombie Apocalypse

    Break some news about the Zombie Apocalypse.

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  • Zombie Preparedness

    Zombie Preparedness

    Zombie Preparedness

    Show some love for the Zombie Apocalypse! You sick, twisted individual.

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  • Hipster

    Hipster

    Hipster

    If you don't know how to earn this badge, you probably shouldn't ask. You wouldn't get it.

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  • Furry

    Furry

    Furry

    I dunno - try posting something about grownups wearing fur suits and talking baby talk to each other. Just do it.

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  • Yiff

    Yiff

    Yiff

    Show a deep and abiding appreciation for the totally normal pastime of dressing up in fur suits with other adults!

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  • My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic

    My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic

    My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic

    You know what to do here, Brony.

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  • Pokemon

    Pokemon

    Pokemon

    Try posting something about Pokemon!

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