ugh! life is hard! (51% lefty)
That ten pound difference is probably just the border patrol’s cut whenever they get caught.
I only do #1 and #5 (because I’m seriously introverted) and I’m sure some people have caught onto it. Most of them don’t take it personally.
Response to 43 Things That Will Make You Feel Old:
Good grief! The day after I turn 30 buzzfeed throws this at me!? Ok but Leo - still hot (no homo). Goldeneye and Mario64 (hello, Mario Kart?) were my jams. The fact that I’m too old for some of these references is disappointing enough. Also, Blue’s Clues Steve is from the same high school as me and when I had graduated they were proud of that. I think probably not now. So yea, I know I’m old.
I’d maybe pity #8 if they weren’t foolish enough to show that it’s a QUART bottle in (probably) a car cup holder. How far are you really gonna go without havin’ to go IYKWIM?
Response to 12 Things You Didn’t Know You Were Doing Wrong:
1. I’ve never thought “why is it so hard to peel bananas?”
2. I don’t have an iPhone or a cassette case or a reason to prop my phone, but I bet that would work!
3. Find a use for the other 3 balls I have to buy with it and I’m sold!
4. Put it back in the package it came in
5. Should be titled “how to get rid of old mayo”
7. I think the kid pictured needs more than a mallow
9. Does that finger look broken to anyone else?
10. I have a Keurig, the internet, and gas heat, so I guess I’m just stuck with a stinky house!
12. If you haven’t figured out how to wrap a cord around your fingers without tangling it, I don’t think a tube of cardboard is your answer.
“because she was ‘old enough to be [his] daughter.’”? I woulda said “young enough” but hey, nobody’s really thinking straight when they say they won’t date Jennifer Lawrence.
Response to Selena Gomez Made Justin Bieber Cry:
What the awesome is she wearing?
I wonder who rubs the removal oils all over their naked bodies. Because I can’t think of anyone who would.. want.. that… job. :drool:
AIN’T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT!
Response to Applebee’s Server Gets Stiffed By Pastor Who Gave Her Tip To God, Promptly Gets Fired By Applebee’s:
If I was a disciple of God, I probably would say I give Him 100%. But then, I’m not a cheapskate. So I don’t need to come up with riddles to justify my actions.
Glad to see Buzzfeed put their crack team on this. It’s an issue I could really get behind. I hope they follow this closely and report when anything further is revealed.
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